July 13, 2011
June 5, 2011
Nick Jacquemard wants to be co-commentator at the rehearsal dinner. With Charles Barkley, natch
June 5, 2011
Kathy Ross wants to be transformed into an ice mermaid and placed on a table, because live Mermaids on tables are so April 2010.
June 5, 2011
Steven Chen just wants to sit shotgun in a go-kart race with Obama after the rehearsal dinner, guys, ok?
June 5, 2011
HaiGUN wants to SUPER SOAKER DUEL WITH ALL YOU MOTHERS.
June 5, 2011
Morety sez: Elton John Duet Karaoke Station next to the open bar, please.
May 25, 2011
Ellen and Caitlin say: ”BRIDESMAID SPACE BUBBLES”
It’s the perfect way to unwind after long hours at the kissing booth, I suppose.
May 24, 2011
Ivey and Bearman team up to suggest: ”EUROPEAN DESTINATION WEDDING!!!”
May 24, 2011
John Says: ”I want Pete to give birth in the middle of the dancefloor to the secret lovechild that he has harbored in his womb for the past three years, ever since that one magical night in Kuala Lumpur. If the baby really is ours, it will immediately start dancing like a maniac, taking pictures, and booking plane tickets to bizarre and exotic locations across the globe. His name will be Wilderness Meathead, and he will find a home amongst the roving wolfpacks of sub-Siberian wherever.”
I’m worried about you, John. I really am.
May 24, 2011
Kyle Involuntarily Shouts: I WANT EVERYONE TO EXPERIENCE THE GIFT OF HUMAN FLIGHT. AIR PLANES! AIR PLANES! AIR PLANES! AIRPLANES!
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